3 Mulligans

Here’s a favorite I picked up at Kroger. Yeah, it’s shampoo and it’s got placenta in it. That’s okay, because it’s cute. You can tell because it’s Henna ‘n’ Placenta. Like Fish ‘n’ Chips. I’m not sure I want to know what animal donated its fetal lining to my hair care. Fortunately, the shampoo went on smoothly and there were no globs of blood or chewy strips that I had to comb out. (For those of you too young to remember the ad line “But don’t drink it!” it was from a shampoo in the 70s that had beer in it. I think I would prefer having hops and wheat in my hair to mouse or calf afterbirth.)