3 Mulligans

I know I sound like a crotchety old bastard, but is this for real? One lousy bottle of apple juice made from apples grown in 10 different countries? I’ve never been a big “buy U.S.” flag-waver, but it is pathetic that we have to import apples from all these places. I mean, it’s not like importing durian fruit or tungsten. It’s fucking apples. And from the same label is this semantic doozy: “100% juice…with other ingredients.” That’s like giving someone pure drinking water “with other ingredients.”