3 Mulligans

This is one of my favorite food labels (and I’ve saved up quite a collection by now.) “Waves of tiny structural hair”? Ugh. Really? I just want some raspberries, please. All that structural hair makes me think of Japanese horror movies or that scene in The Fly when Geena Davis complains about Jeff Goldblum’s course back hair. And why the caveat that all those flavor droplets are held together, well, “most of the time anyway”? It really wasn’t an issue until you started making excuses for the droplet-to-whole berry ratio. I understand I’m not buying fresh berries and have to accept a certain amount of storyline with my food, but this is taking things too far.